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Ready to join this new fad community that everyone and their kitchen sink is joining? You fucking better be!

Join the Bleater community and become a sheeple!

Look at all this shit!

...that you get when you sign up!

• Live Bleat Feed™ where you answer the simple question: why should I care?
• New! 30 character limit to make bleating even more cryptic and fucking stupid.
• A form with a few values you can customize to give the template your own personal flair!
• The death of the blogosphere!
• The death of your own dignity!
• Please help us come up with ideas to make a profit. We don't want to do anything for the rest of our lives, like the YouTube guys.
• Rebleat everything you bleat to add more caucophony to the Internet.
• Bleat every single thought that enters your head so no one will have to talk to you in real life.

If you're not convinced...

Did you know that certain famous sheeple use Bleater™ every day? Listen to these bleats from some famous sheeples world wide:

"Scientology rocks! Bleat 4tw" -- Tom Cruise

"i cut myself every day" -- the emo crowd

"not giving a shit is cool" -- the scene crowd

"I do what everyone else does." -- a true sheeple

"30 chars is too many! this sux" -- 16 year old girl

If you're actually trying to sign up I have to disappoint you by telling you that we don't like your kind around here.